Let's go home and get it on

Huge S-O to the CLEANING LADIES, who just celebrated their 1st anniversary last night - a few months overdue. We went to Cafe Ba-Ba-Ree-ba!, and had some good tapas and sangria for dinner. Then we all made out in the backseat, and gave each other promise rings.

(Joke.)

WORKING GIRL

Today is my first day of "work" in such a long time. I finally started doing ComedySportz shows, which paid me a little starting last Friday... but today, I am running the box office in the daytime! And, my pal Veronica is getting me a job doing books on tape for college students. It isn't tons of pay, but it is pay. I'm psyched to do it.

Can we all just take a moment?

It has been reported that ... Britney and Justin have broken up. Not only that, but Ms. Britney has been seen with her co-star from worst-movie-besides-Glitter Crossroads, while Justin has been seen kissing... ALICIA KEYES. I tell no lie.

Why do I care? Admit it, you kind of do.
I should be a reporter for Extra.

Way bummed because all my comments got erased from you great peops. But, now I've got new help, so I'm hoping these comments will work well. Leave some, will ya?