Oh, my sides! You have got to see this one from the Onion.

Tonight: The Cleaning Ladies have a show at the Playground (Chicago). It starts at 8pm, we are second. In the immortal words of Ms. Aguilera - Come on ova', baby!

SURVIVOR POOL RESULTS:
T-dog's Africa Throwdown
Points: 105
Overall Rank: 1 of 67683
Percentile: 99th
Rank Change: 0

Awwwwww Yeeeeeeah.
We have now resolved, however, not to look at spoiler sites- so I just gotta go on gut instinct from here on out. If you are not in my pool and you want my resources, please let me know and I'll send 'em over.

Side note: What is this weird stuff I hear about Survivors drinking blood tonight? Um, how far must we go? Is this real?

You've GOT to try it!
It's the Milk the Cow game!

What else do you need to waste time?

(link thanks to usr/bin/girl)

So wonderfully dramatic. A beautiful, romantic passage in television. Dreamy.

Also, Horribly stupid, blaze', and melodramatic. Angst-y and tween/teen-ly painful. How has this girl gotten sucked into Dawson's Creek?!?!

Damn you, WB!

I did some re-vamping to the site... hope you like it. Please check out one of the coolest new additions, POTW (Pic of the Week), at the lower left corner.

Bizarro link of the day:
Get da' best to put 'dat platinum in yo' gri-zill, youknowwhati'msayin'?

Seriously... Oh my god.

Pilates hurts, dude. Did you all know this? But, I am totally down. I had tried it before when Amy and I lived in Cinci at my old gym, and it wasn't a walk in the park or anything- but, YIPES! Tonight was serious work on things I didn't know I had.

So, I took the e-mode quiz, "Which Friend are you?", and apparently, I'm Chandler. I think my fam thinks I'm Phoebe-esque, but I think this description is fitting:

Could you be any more like Chandler? The most lovable wiseguy around, you've got more than a little Bing inside you, don't 'cha? Front and center in your Chandler-ness is that unstoppable wit, keeping everyone in stitches (or at least deflecting uncomfortable situations). And like the Chan-Chan man, you'd never leave your pals out in the cold. But your generosity is so inconspicuous that people often don't even notice it.

Romantically, a soft, sweet, heart and charming, insecurity rule. You might, however, be held back from love by that nagging little fear of, well, growing up. Ya think? But, like the adorable Mr. Bing himself, it's just because you care so much and don't want to let anyone down.

What do you guys think?
To take it yourself, click here. Hey, let me know what happens. Could I BE more into it?

Do you all know about this? It is a 60 mile walk next summer, over 3 days. You have to raise a lot of money to do it, but I've wanted to do it for years, and I don't want that to hold me back. I am going to do it, I've decided... The Breast Cancer 3-Day. Now, which city to choose?